What makes this macaroni and cheese so special? Four things. First, it has a healthy amount of gruyere, which makes it smell like a butt but taste wonderfully nutty and rich. Second, the butter-sauteed homemade breadcrumbs on top create one of the most wonderful crusts in the world. Third, the inclusion of a little cayenne pepper adds a little background heat, without making the dish read as spicy. Finally, unlike the way Martha does it, I like to use cavatappi pasta instead of elbows. Cavatappi pasta is like an elbow, only repeated several times for more substance.

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Marthalcolm’s Macaroni and Cheese
Source: ©2002 Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. (with some changes)
Author: Martha Stewart, mainly.

Ingredients:
8 tbsps (1 stick) salted butter, plus more for dish
6 slices white bread, crusts removed, torn into 1/4 to 1/2-inch pieces
5 1/2 cups milk
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper, or to taste
4-1/2 cups (18 oz) sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 cups (8 oz) Gruyere cheese, grated
1-lb cavatappi or elbow macaroni

Put it Together:

1. Heat the oven to 375 degrees F. Butter a 3-quart casserole dish; set aside.
2. Place bread in a medium bowl. In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt 2 tablespoons butter. Pour butter into the bowl with bread, and toss. Set bread crumbs aside.
3. In a medium saucepan set over medium heat, heat milk. Melt remaining 6 tablespoons butter in a high-sided skillet over medium heat. When butter bubbles, add flour. Cook, whisking, 1 minute. While whisking, slowly pour in hot milk. Continue cooking, whisking constantly, until the mixture bubbles and becomes thick. Remove pan from heat. Stir in salt, nutmeg, black pepper, cayenne pepper, 3 cups cheddar cheese, and 1 1/2 cups Gruyere; set cheese sauce aside.
4. Fill a large saucepan with water; bring to a boil. Add macaroni; cook 2 to 3 minutes less than manufacturer’s directions, until the outside of pasta is cooked and the inside is underdone. (Different brands of macaroni cook at different rates; be sure to read the instructions.) Transfer macaroni to a colander, rinse under cold running water, and drain well.
5. Stir macaroni into the reserved cheese sauce. Pour mixture into prepared dish. Sprinkle remaining 1 1/2 cups cheddar cheese, 1/2 cup Gruyere, and bread crumbs over top.
6. Bake until browned on top, about 30 minutes. Transfer dish to a wire rack to cool 5 minutes; serve hot.

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