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It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to…
June 30, 2009 – 1:27 pm | 4 Comments
It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to…

There is nothing that makes me want to channel my inner Sylvia Plath and stick my head in a gas oven faster than the mounting social pressure to throw my children birthday parties. While I …

What Not to Expect When You’re Expecting: Potty Training
June 29, 2009 – 1:44 pm | 2 Comments
What Not to Expect When You’re Expecting: Potty Training

Sometime around David’s second birthday, my oh-so-helpful mother gave me a present.  It was a pair of tiny red boxer shorts with little trucks on it.  The message?  David would be toilet training soon.
For years, …

You’re Ugly, and Your Mother Dresses You Funny
June 26, 2009 – 2:14 pm | No Comment
You’re Ugly, and Your Mother Dresses You Funny

Not all child abusers hurt their children using overt physical and emotional means. There is a large percentage of the population that inflicts deep, life-long psychic scars on their helpless children, often unintentionally. These people …

“Weird” Al Yankovic: Eat It
June 26, 2009 – 10:09 am | No Comment
“Weird” Al Yankovic: Eat It

The song-parody hilarity of “Weird” Al meets the pop genius of Michael Jackson, all wrapped up in food-themed goodness. We can’t think of a better way to mark the loss of a cultural icon.
“How come …

Vodka-Infused Watermelon Chunks
June 25, 2009 – 6:00 pm | One Comment
Vodka-Infused Watermelon Chunks
Cheez-It Lip Balm
June 25, 2009 – 4:58 pm | 5 Comments
Cheez-It Lip Balm

Eat Me Daily calls it both, “flavor branding gone awry,” and, “a horrible product that should not exist,” but I prefer to think of it as, “the answer to my wildest dreams.” What’s the official …

Good Food Fast
June 25, 2009 – 4:50 pm | No Comment
Good Food Fast

I don’t know about you, but I come home every night and prepare a fresh, wholesome, made-from-scratch meal… or not. Though I’d love to be able to do that, the reality is that life is …

Eating Our Words: Our Attempts to Raise Foodie Kids
June 24, 2009 – 5:22 pm | 9 Comments
Eating Our Words: Our Attempts to Raise Foodie Kids

Once upon a time, not so long ago, hubby and I led a child-free existence. We were gainfully employed. We had few responsibilities  beyond turning up at our white collar jobs in the morning, sober …

How to Build a Desk from a Door
June 24, 2009 – 2:58 pm | 3 Comments
How to Build a Desk from a Door

At its most simple (and therefore most useful), a desk is nothing more than a horizontal surface laid on top of two upright pieces. Interpretations of this basic concept vary wildly. Ours, shown above, features …

Shaming Yourself into Reducing Your Egg Consumption
June 24, 2009 – 12:56 pm | 3 Comments
Shaming Yourself into Reducing Your Egg Consumption

Every few years, the medical community seems to go back and forth on the wisdom of incorporating eggs into your diet. While a pan full of greasy fried eggs is clearly not the ideal breakfast …

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