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Cheez-It Lip Balm

Submitted by Malcolm on June 25, 2009 – 4:58 pm5 Comments

cheez-it-flavored-lip-balmEat Me Daily calls it both, “flavor branding gone awry,” and, “a horrible product that should not exist,” but I prefer to think of it as, “the answer to my wildest dreams.” What’s the official verdict on this cracker-flavored balm? Click here for the full review.

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5 Comments »

  • AndreaQ says:

    I probably love cheezit’s more than any human should (I can wipe out a box of white cheddar or garlic & parmesan faster than you can go pick one up!) but I don’t think I want it in lip balm form. It seems like a tease if i can’t crunch on it!

  • Malcolm says:

    I tend to agree. And what about the soggy-mouth-ball? Cheez-It eaters, YOU know what I’m talking about. You know.

  • Timmi says:

    Oh good lord. Like AndreaQ, I am a big fan of the Cheez-It. Perhaps even moreso now that I live in a country (or at least area of a country) that doesn’t actually have them. Blasphemy, I know. But that? Um, not a good combination.

  • CamilleCares says:

    Personally, Cheez-its make me want to puke. However, I know tons of people who enjoy the artificial fancy of the tiny salty, orange, square crackers. They are very similar to goldfish or any of those white flour, hydrogenated snacks.

    Okay, so you get my feelings on it, however the manipulation of flavor science may be one of my favorite specialties in cuisine. I am all for the bacon-flavored cotton candy and other crazy mixes and changes. Let’s push the envelope, as it is all we can do and all we should do to progress what we already know about food.

    -CC

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