Comments on: Toddlers: Silence isn’t Golden http://www.dinnercraft.com/2009/06/toddlers-silence-isnt-golden/ Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:20:28 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 By: Tia http://www.dinnercraft.com/2009/06/toddlers-silence-isnt-golden/comment-page-1/#comment-79 Tia Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:45:13 +0000 http://www.dinnercraft.com/?p=514#comment-79 Just you wait. Once you're up the duff, sleep is over. 7 weeks pregnant? You're up to pee 10 times a night. Possibly more if you're puking your guts out. Then around 28 weeks, there's a massive alien creature pressing on your innards, and kicking the living hell out of you, so no sleep. 34 - delivery, no sleep because you're huge and fat and have massive heartburn all day long. Then you have a squalling, pooping, hungry thing that wants boobies every 2 hours for 6 weeks... Enjoy that sleep while you can. Just sayin'. Just you wait. Once you’re up the duff, sleep is over. 7 weeks pregnant? You’re up to pee 10 times a night. Possibly more if you’re puking your guts out. Then around 28 weeks, there’s a massive alien creature pressing on your innards, and kicking the living hell out of you, so no sleep. 34 – delivery, no sleep because you’re huge and fat and have massive heartburn all day long. Then you have a squalling, pooping, hungry thing that wants boobies every 2 hours for 6 weeks…

Enjoy that sleep while you can. Just sayin’.

]]> By: jillian http://www.dinnercraft.com/2009/06/toddlers-silence-isnt-golden/comment-page-1/#comment-75 jillian Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:52:23 +0000 http://www.dinnercraft.com/?p=514#comment-75 "sleep slides out the window" - nice. “sleep slides out the window” – nice.

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