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Make Your Own Ron Ron Juice
Submitted by Malcolm on December 18, 2009 – 1:02 pm6 Comments
Just in time for your next Jersey Shore outing (or in our case, viewing of the latest episode), we present our recipe for “Ron Ron Juice,” as described by Ronnie. Okay, so the recipe is spelled out pretty clearly in this clip, but we thought it was important to get into print, so that future generations may have the secrets to this formidable cocktail. Because:
“The Ron Ron Juice is the shit that gets the night going, I mean, whenever that shit comes out, it’s always a filthy night.”
Ronnie’s Jersey Shore Ron Ron Juice
[Printable Version]
Ingredients:
- Stolichnaya vodka
- Watermelon juice
- Cherries
- Cranberry juice
- Ice
Method:
Combine all ingredients in a blender, and blend until smooth. Serve in red plastic Dixie cups. Get filthy. Hook up.
I would use Solo cups instead of Dixie to get the full Jersey effect, but otherwise, this could actually be a decent summer drink.
Who knew?
how much of each ingredient should i put in?
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@ashley
If you have to ask, you don’t deserve to drink it. Geez.
WHOS YOUR FAT FRIEND????????????????/
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