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BadMommy fled the USA for New Zealand, where she lives with her two boys, David (7) and A.J. (5) and her husband Joel -- aka Baddaddy.

What Not to Expect When You’re Expecting: Potty Training
June 29, 2009 – 1:44 pm | 2 Comments
What Not to Expect When You’re Expecting: Potty Training

Sometime around David’s second birthday, my oh-so-helpful mother gave me a present.  It was a pair of tiny red boxer shorts with little trucks on it.  The message?  David would be toilet training soon.
For years, …

Joel vs. the “Cop-a-Tan” Man
June 22, 2009 – 4:31 pm | One Comment
Joel vs. the “Cop-a-Tan” Man

Starting grade school has meant starting sports for my boys.  It’s also introduced us to a character who, until recently, we had only heard of on the news – the Psycho Sports Dad.
For 7-year-olds, sports …

In Praise of the Knockoff
June 15, 2009 – 11:34 am | No Comment
In Praise of the Knockoff

If you’ve been reading this blog (Hi, Mom), you already know that I am partial to mid-century design.  Yes, I know Panton chairs and Noguchi tables are becoming something of a cliché, but I love …

Sex Education Begins at Home
June 11, 2009 – 1:25 pm | No Comment
Sex Education Begins at Home

At some point in the future, if they haven’t already, your children will probably ask you “where they came from.”
Unless your children are like A.J.
In that case, they’ll just find out for themselves.
Normally Joel and …

The Boy Who Cried Blaaaaaargh
June 8, 2009 – 12:47 pm | No Comment
The Boy Who Cried Blaaaaaargh

Can you tell when your kid is sick?
I mean really – can you tell?
Because I just found out that I have absolutely no idea.
The problem is, David is an excellent liar.  He’s not like a …

My Black Thumb
June 3, 2009 – 9:39 am | No Comment
My Black Thumb

This is supposed to be a home and garden blog.  Which poses something of a problem for me.
Because…I don’t garden.
Or as my husband so lovingly puts it, I kill everything I touch.
My earliest memories of …

TV: Great for Your Kids
May 29, 2009 – 10:10 am | One Comment
TV: Great for Your Kids

Forget what you’ve heard from the parenting magazines your doctor or anyone else who tells you otherwise.
TV is good for your kids.
How do I know this?
Because I have seen firsthand what Lack of TV can …

Why I Write Under a Pseudonym
May 27, 2009 – 1:44 pm | No Comment
Why I Write Under a Pseudonym

On my husband Joel’s computer, which sits opposite mine in the office we share, is a single sticker.  It features a yellow cartoon rooster proudly crowing the phrase “any cockle do.”  Below the rooster, it …

My Kind of Natural Childbirth: Part Two
May 26, 2009 – 10:40 am | No Comment
My Kind of Natural Childbirth: Part Two

When I got pregnant with my second baby, I had absolutely no illusions about natural childbirth.
I had experienced labor without drugs and I had experienced labor with drugs.  And I had learned a very important …

My Blenko Addiction is Becoming a Problem
May 20, 2009 – 12:41 pm | One Comment
My Blenko Addiction is Becoming a Problem

They say the first step is admitting you are powerless.
So I admit it.   I am powerless over mid-century, colored glass.
I am addicted to Blenkos.
It started a few months ago when I looked around my house …

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