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Articles by Tia Everitt

Tia can be found lurking in the heart of deepest, darkest suburban Vancouver. She is a consummate child herder, husband wrangler, caffeine junkie, mouth-frothing political enthusiast and foodie. She remains in total denial about turning 32.

A Borscht By Any Other Name Would Probably Still Be a Borscht
January 8, 2010 – 9:00 am | 113 Comments
A Borscht By Any Other Name Would Probably Still Be a Borscht

On the odd occasion when I want to go out of my way to please my husband in a culinary manner (whether for purposes of evil or for good) I trot out a massive kettle …

A Pox Upon the School Photographer
January 6, 2010 – 9:00 am | No Comment
A Pox Upon the School Photographer

Somewhere, out there (beneath the pale moonlight) exists a magical spell book of pure evil, which is bestowed upon newly hired school photographers. I suspect that this is bequeathed to them in a secret “Skull …

Don’t Bogart the Mother’s Cure….
January 5, 2010 – 4:03 pm | No Comment

From time to time, I run across someone on the internet that tickles my funny-bone in a way that makes me want to throw myself at them and beg “Please! Please be my friend!” Sally …

It’s All Downhill From Here…
December 28, 2009 – 9:00 am | No Comment
It’s All Downhill From Here…

“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.” – Dave Barry

Every autumn, just before Hallowe’en, I become possessed. An other-worldly sensation overcomes me, and I sniff at the air like a …

It Isn’t Easy Being the Virgin Mary, Yo.
December 23, 2009 – 9:00 am | No Comment
It Isn’t Easy Being the Virgin Mary, Yo.

In the 80’s, I went to Catholic School.
It was a small, rural Catholic school, with scratchy and indestructible uniforms. It is entirely likely that my navy blue tunic from 1986 would not only be intact …

Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Sales Reps….
October 20, 2009 – 7:00 am | One Comment
Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Sales Reps….

Every time I pick up a phone and call a customer, I crush another tiny piece of my mother’s soul.
“Oh God. I’m so embarassed. Why is it that MY daughter – my SMART daughter – …

The Most Glorious Soup in the Universe: Spiced Pumpkin & Pepper Chowder
October 16, 2009 – 7:00 am | 2 Comments
The Most Glorious Soup in the Universe: Spiced Pumpkin & Pepper Chowder

Three fateful years ago, I opened up my October copy of Chatelaine (a Canadian women’s health & beauty magazine) and ritually flipped to the recipes section. Glowing out from the pages, like a beacon of …

Carebags: Kicking Plastic to the Curb, One Veggie at a Time
September 30, 2009 – 1:46 am | 8 Comments
Carebags: Kicking Plastic to the Curb, One Veggie at a Time

I am unashamed to confess that I am hopelessly addicted to cloth shopping bags. I have well over 30 of them breeding in my pantry, and continue to find ways to bring more home with …

Tell Me Lies, Mommy! Tell Me Sweet Little Lies!
September 22, 2009 – 8:00 am | 2 Comments
Tell Me Lies, Mommy! Tell Me Sweet Little Lies!

I am not a fan of being completely honest and transparent with my children about everything, all of the time. While I’m aware that my propensity to fill them with half-truths (and occasionally full-on lies) …

Woodchuck, Termite, Goat or Child? You Be the Judge.
September 9, 2009 – 5:13 pm | 9 Comments
Woodchuck, Termite, Goat or Child? You Be the Judge.

Five years ago, when I was newly pregnant, I had assumed that the progeny that I was gestating was human.
When she arrived, I was fairly sure she was at least MOSTLY human – maybe part …

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