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Articles by Tia Everitt

Tia can be found lurking in the heart of deepest, darkest suburban Vancouver. She is a consummate child herder, husband wrangler, caffeine junkie, mouth-frothing political enthusiast and foodie. She remains in total denial about turning 32.

Tempest in the Tap Water
July 22, 2009 – 3:38 pm | 12 Comments
Tempest in the Tap Water

Back in the day, when I was in man hunting mode, there were many attributes and characteristics that I was looking for in a husband. Most of them were contingent on appearance, ability to keep …

No Shit: Propaganda of a Self-Proclaimed Cloth Diaper Nazi
July 21, 2009 – 10:00 am | 18 Comments
No Shit: Propaganda of a Self-Proclaimed Cloth Diaper Nazi

Disclaimer – The author fully acknowledges that her views may be tainted by having been raised by dirty hippies, as well as a genetic predisposition to cheapness that is encoded deep in Scottish, German & …

I See a Brown Lawn & I Want To Paint That Thatch….
July 17, 2009 – 1:49 pm | 5 Comments
I See a Brown Lawn & I Want To Paint That Thatch….

Despite whatever impression I may have given you, freelance writing (when the spirit moves me) isn’t the multi-million dollar career I had mapped out for myself. Forbes is hardly knocking down my door looking to …

Exit Light, Enter Night: Where the Hell is the Sandman?
July 13, 2009 – 1:26 pm | 18 Comments
Exit Light, Enter Night: Where the Hell is the Sandman?

Even before you bring your precious bundle of joy and sunshine home from the hospital, chances are, you made a decision about their sleeping arrangements. Baby’s bassinet/crib/Pack N’ Play was probably bought and set up …

It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to…
June 30, 2009 – 1:27 pm | 3 Comments
It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to…

There is nothing that makes me want to channel my inner Sylvia Plath and stick my head in a gas oven faster than the mounting social pressure to throw my children birthday parties. While I …

You’re Ugly, and Your Mother Dresses You Funny
June 26, 2009 – 2:14 pm | No Comment
You’re Ugly, and Your Mother Dresses You Funny

Not all child abusers hurt their children using overt physical and emotional means. There is a large percentage of the population that inflicts deep, life-long psychic scars on their helpless children, often unintentionally. These people …

Eating Our Words: Our Attempts to Raise Foodie Kids
June 24, 2009 – 5:22 pm | 9 Comments
Eating Our Words: Our Attempts to Raise Foodie Kids

Once upon a time, not so long ago, hubby and I led a child-free existence. We were gainfully employed. We had few responsibilities  beyond turning up at our white collar jobs in the morning, sober …

Mixed Martial Arts: Pre-School Ballet & Mortification
June 18, 2009 – 6:36 pm | 7 Comments
Mixed Martial Arts: Pre-School Ballet & Mortification

Somewhere, there is some sort of rule that if you dwell in suburbia, you MUST put your little girls in ballet class. Being that we don’t really buck trends in our socio-demographic cohort, we foisted …

Toddlers: Silence isn’t Golden
June 16, 2009 – 1:44 pm | 2 Comments
Toddlers: Silence isn’t Golden

When you become a parent, you trade-off many aspects of your former life as an autonomous adult. The first thing that disappears, never to return, is sleep. Shortly after the double lines on the pee-stick …

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